A Blast from the Past

To my viewers---Sorry for the recent lack of jokes. My scribe, Neil, was out sick today (SEND HIM GET WELL CARDS EVERYONE). Instead, I will be releasing a series of retrospective jokes. Enjoy!

Sometime Before Prom Last Year at Ben's House:
Someone: Hey, we should go to General Wayne!
Tom: Yeah, but it'd take too long to get there...
Sam: ...and back...
.....
Kevin: ....again, a Hobbit's Tale


Regarding Math Club Fund Raising:
Kevin: We should sell CIRCULAR Silly Bands!!


A chat with our very own Ben Edelman (Doomsday):

9:09 PM me: yo

  what's your

  sched like?

9:12 PM Doomsday: hold

 me: like on an ipod?

  where you move the switch over

  ?

  and it turns all orange?

9:13 PM and nothing works?

  Until you move the switch over again?

  Is that what you want me to do?

  on my ipod?

  right?

  am I getting it?

9:16 PM ben?

  ben?

  ben?

9:17 PM Doomsday: wait hold

 me: so, just to be clear

  you want me to get my ipod out

  and flip that hold switch?

9:20 PM actually

  I'm pretty sure it's already on hold

9:21 PM it prevents me from, you know, inadvertently touching it and wasting battery

  in short

  I'm already holding

5 minutes

9:26 PM me: that's probably not the hold you meant

9:27 PM it's just that you're a bit ambiguous sometimes

  you probably meant a hold like in American Football