If you look at the pageview numbers, 3 of them are perfect squares, and one of them is prime...
Okay, that's all I had.
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Some cool numbers
If you look at the pageview numbers, 3 of them are perfect squares, and one of them is prime...
Okay, that's all I had.
10/26, Set 1 Free
Kevin: I'm hungry.
Me: Nice to meet you, I'm Neil.
Kevin: I meant I'm from Hungary...
Tom: So you know Abel?
Kevin: Like...
Nobel Prize?
Like...
Alexander Graham Bell?
Me: Nice to meet you, I'm Neil.
Kevin: I meant I'm from Hungary...
Tom: So you know Abel?
Kevin: Like...
Nobel Prize?
Like...
Alexander Graham Bell?
Friday, October 22, 2010
1337 views
WOOOOOT
This is a post just to commemorate having reached 1337 views.
That's SO Kevin; it's CLASSIC Kevin.
This is a post just to commemorate having reached 1337 views.
That's SO Kevin; it's CLASSIC Kevin.
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
10/20, Set 1 Free
Talking about couples.
Me: That's so hot.
Tom: So steamy.
Kevin: Were they in the boiler room?
Me: That's so hot.
Tom: So steamy.
Kevin: Were they in the boiler room?
10/20, Set 1 Free
Me: You know what's great?
Kevin: The escape. The wall of China. The Gatsby. There must be a war or something....
Kevin: The escape. The wall of China. The Gatsby. There must be a war or something....
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Kevin's Klassics: 10/17
Today's Klassic: November 17, 2009
My gmail status: This English essay is astonishingly hard to write
Kevin: more like anglo-ishing
because anglo=english
My gmail status: This English essay is astonishingly hard to write
Kevin: more like anglo-ishing
because anglo=english
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Kevin's Klassics: 10/16
Hello everyone. Neil Brett Zhang here. In light of the recent lack of regular updates (to which i blame the school servers), I have decided to start something i like to call "Kevin's Klassics". Every day I will post a vintage Kevin Lu comment, joke, or picture from the past along with the normal updates. This should ensure some regularity to posting. Hopefully.
Today's Klassic: May 18, 2010
CLASSIC KEVIN
Today's Klassic: May 18, 2010
CLASSIC KEVIN
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
1000 views!
Hello, my readers, we've surpassed 1000 views!
And since Neil is too lazy to update (go bother him about that), here's another retrospective post as gratitude for the success of "The Funniest Man Alive".
During a Frisbee Scrimmage
Neil: Kevin, go complete the rectangle to make the end zone
Kevin: But Neil...I'd rather complete...the square.
During Physics Last Year, when Webassign Replaced their Web Servers
Kevin: Webassign...just got SERVED
My Story (I was the Narrator) for a Facebook Game of Mafia between my Math Camp Friends
So, this is a story, all about how,
This kid's life got flipped, turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how he died in a town called Bel Air
In Beijing, China, born and raised,
On a computer was where he spent most of his days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all programmin' some C inside of school
When one boring day,
He was up to no good
Started stealin' wi-fi in his neighborhood
He hacked one little server and his ISP got scared
They said 'We'll only give you service in a town called Bel Air'
He begged and pleaded with them day after day
But they cut off his connection and sent him on his way
They gave him a warning and then they gave him his ticket.
He packed up his macbook and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is fast
Gettin' high speed internet and havin' a blast.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait, he hears someone pulling up to his place
He goes to the door and they pump bullets into his face
Now I'm sure you've all guessed who's the victim now
The mafia just straight up whacked Herman Chau
And since Neil is too lazy to update (go bother him about that), here's another retrospective post as gratitude for the success of "The Funniest Man Alive".
During a Frisbee Scrimmage
Neil: Kevin, go complete the rectangle to make the end zone
Kevin: But Neil...I'd rather complete...the square.
During Physics Last Year, when Webassign Replaced their Web Servers
Kevin: Webassign...just got SERVED
My Story (I was the Narrator) for a Facebook Game of Mafia between my Math Camp Friends
So, this is a story, all about how,
This kid's life got flipped, turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how he died in a town called Bel Air
In Beijing, China, born and raised,
On a computer was where he spent most of his days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all programmin' some C inside of school
When one boring day,
He was up to no good
Started stealin' wi-fi in his neighborhood
He hacked one little server and his ISP got scared
They said 'We'll only give you service in a town called Bel Air'
He begged and pleaded with them day after day
But they cut off his connection and sent him on his way
They gave him a warning and then they gave him his ticket.
He packed up his macbook and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is fast
Gettin' high speed internet and havin' a blast.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait, he hears someone pulling up to his place
He goes to the door and they pump bullets into his face
Now I'm sure you've all guessed who's the victim now
The mafia just straight up whacked Herman Chau
Monday, October 11, 2010
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
10/6, A Lunch
David: You know I'm probably the most trustworthy white person you know.
Kevin: You know who was the most trustworthy white person I ever knew...?
*SMILES*
*Lifts $5 Bill*
Honest Abe
Kevin: You know who was the most trustworthy white person I ever knew...?
*SMILES*
*Lifts $5 Bill*
Honest Abe
Monday, October 4, 2010
A Blast from the Past
To my viewers---Sorry for the recent lack of jokes. My scribe, Neil, was out sick today (SEND HIM GET WELL CARDS EVERYONE). Instead, I will be releasing a series of retrospective jokes. Enjoy!
Sometime Before Prom Last Year at Ben's House:
Someone: Hey, we should go to General Wayne!
Tom: Yeah, but it'd take too long to get there...
Sam: ...and back...
.....
Kevin: ....again, a Hobbit's Tale
Regarding Math Club Fund Raising:
Kevin: We should sell CIRCULAR Silly Bands!!
A chat with our very own Ben Edelman (Doomsday):
Sometime Before Prom Last Year at Ben's House:
Someone: Hey, we should go to General Wayne!
Tom: Yeah, but it'd take too long to get there...
Sam: ...and back...
.....
Kevin: ....again, a Hobbit's Tale
Regarding Math Club Fund Raising:
Kevin: We should sell CIRCULAR Silly Bands!!
A chat with our very own Ben Edelman (Doomsday):
9:09 PM me: yo
what's your
sched like?
9:12 PM Doomsday: hold
me: like on an ipod?
where you move the switch over
?
and it turns all orange?
9:13 PM and nothing works?
Until you move the switch over again?
Is that what you want me to do?
on my ipod?
right?
am I getting it?
9:16 PM ben?
ben?
ben?
9:17 PM Doomsday: wait hold
me: so, just to be clear
you want me to get my ipod out
and flip that hold switch?
9:20 PM actually
I'm pretty sure it's already on hold
9:21 PM it prevents me from, you know, inadvertently touching it and wasting battery
in short
I'm already holding
| 5 minutes |
9:26 PM me: that's probably not the hold you meant
9:27 PM it's just that you're a bit ambiguous sometimes
you probably meant a hold like in American Football
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