"A website dedicated to the humor of our very own world class comedian, Kevin Lu"

-NBZnbd, Twitter

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

9/29, Gmail Statuses

Neil's Status: prattttttt
Kevin's Status: what are you prattling about neil?

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Logo

Hey Guys!
This post does not contain a joke (sort of),
Instead, I'd just like to thank Ben for that wonderful logo on his blog

Oddly enough, the version on his website has a knife through the heart, but clearly, his version was accidentally photoshopped through a random assortment of mouse clicks.
(GOOD ONE KEVIN)

9/29, Set 1 Free

Me: I wrote NA for an answer.

Kevin: You should have written SODIUM!
HAHAHAHHAAHAHHHAAHAHAH!

9/28, Set 1 Free with Tom

Tom: I need to figure out what kicker I'm starting.

Kevin: Make sure he starts out on the right foot...
you know with picking his kickers...
...
What if you told a kicker to break a leg before a game?

Tom: Go to hell Kevin.

Monday, September 27, 2010

9/27, Chemistry Lab Gmail Thread

 Jake emails the lab over with the subject "Labby"

Kevin looks over the lab and emails it back....subject "Retriever"

Saturday, September 25, 2010

9/25, My facebook wall

Me: Neil Brett Zhang has way too much hair

Yukuan: yeah, i've been getting reports about your excessive hair length.

Kevin: yeah, i've also been getting reports about your excessive hare length.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

9/23, Set 8 Math

Me: something about laughing so hard I can't control myself.

Kevin: Couldn't press the...
ctrl key?

9/23, Set 1 Free in Library

Zach: I accidentally typed in "logspot.com"

Kevin: Starts laughing
Logspot...
Is that like a place for...
Logarithms?

9/23, Set 1 Free with Tom

Kevin: So we're getting some fud...
some food...
some fud...
like Elmer Fudd, or Elmer's glue...

later...

Kevin: If a raisin is a dried grape...
then a craisin is a dried crêpe....

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

9/22/10, 11:42, Set 8 Math-B Lunch

Talking about this blog:

Kevin: It will be like gossip girl...
...
LAUGHS FOR LIKE A MINUTE
...
but with jokes

9/22/10, 11:08, Set 8 Math

In class, we were talking about histograms.

Kevin: There is a lot of service here...
...
because of the bars.

9/22/10, 9:36 AM, Set 1 Free

Kevin: COPPER you guys later.
...
it's like CU

9/22/10, 9:28 AM, Set 1 Free

Me: My neck is sore.
Kevin: You should get a... pillow.
...
Pillar