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Wednesday, October 13, 2010

1000 views!

Hello, my readers, we've surpassed 1000 views!

And since Neil is too lazy to update (go bother him about that), here's another retrospective post as gratitude for the success of "The Funniest Man Alive".


During a Frisbee Scrimmage
Neil: Kevin, go complete the rectangle to make the end zone
Kevin: But Neil...I'd rather complete...the square.


During Physics Last Year, when Webassign Replaced their Web Servers
Kevin: Webassign...just got SERVED


My Story (I was the Narrator) for a Facebook Game of Mafia between my Math Camp Friends
So, this is a story, all about how,
This kid's life got flipped, turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how he died in a town called Bel Air

In Beijing, China, born and raised,
On a computer was where he spent most of his days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all programmin' some C inside of school

When one boring day,
He was up to no good
Started stealin' wi-fi in his neighborhood

He hacked one little server and his ISP got scared
They said 'We'll only give you service in a town called Bel Air'

He begged and pleaded with them day after day
But they cut off his connection and sent him on his way

They gave him a warning and then they gave him his ticket.
He packed up his macbook and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is fast
Gettin' high speed internet and havin' a blast.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait, he hears someone pulling up to his place
He goes to the door and they pump bullets into his face
Now I'm sure you've all guessed who's the victim now
The mafia just straight up whacked Herman Chau

3 comments:

  1. EVERY TIME IN PHYSICS WHEN KEVIN WOULD TELL A JOKE, JJ WOULD GET SO OFFENDED AND ANGRY

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  2. ALSO HE DIDN'T LIKE IT WHEN I SPOKE IN SPANISH

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  3. There were so many good ones from physics. Here are some oldies:

    "yeah sarah palin? i fucked her daughters" - JJ Warshaw
    Mon Apr 26 2010 12:04:09 (EDT) via Power Twitter

    "I transcend Kaczmar's formula sheets" - Kevkev
    Mon Apr 12 2010 08:42:06 (EDT) via Power Twitter

    To be or not to be- that is the tautology" ... Kevin Lu's math gang sign? "If you were to get a tattoo, Mr Kaczmar, what would it be? - Kevin Lu"

    "no webassign? we'll blame it on schanne's lady friends..."- JJ Warshaw
    Mon Feb 01 2010 11:09:43 (EST) via Power Twitter

    "I rubbed you the wrong way" JJ to David Hocky

    Thank you twitter. Wtf am i doing with my time...no idea.

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